Enough is enough.
As a citizen of the United States of America, I would like to formalize my request to have the voices of all American people silenced. For far too long -- as in, at least a couple of weeks -- I have been forced to watch a seemingly never ending stream of White House Petitions come through my newsfeed on Facebook. My newsfeed is typically reserved for pictures of cats, babies, and memes. The fact that unwanted (and often unwarranted) petitions are busying up my eye-traffic leaves me dissatisfied with life and the Internet.
And so, as a citizen of these United States of America, I ask that we end it -- nobody cares about these petitions. By signing below, I hereby signify that I want the White House Petition page to be removed from the White House website. Forever.