Stop Calling Hipsters that aren't Hipsters "Hipsters"

There are two types of hipsters: generic, and hipsters by definition. But generic hipsters are not real hipsters, and should be categorized as false advertisement. They are an insult to hipsters by definition. Anyone undeserving of the title of a hipster by definition who labels themselves as such should be deported from the U.S. or otherwise cast from society. Clearly those who don't agree have no desire to protect the sacredness of youth labels and are therefore destroying the underlying foundation of secondary education.