I know we have an economic crisis, a few wars in the middle east, a Ukrainian conflict to worry about, global warming, environmental degradation and a chronic job crisis, but none of these are as personally aggravating to as many people as the following situation:
1. You log into Facebook
2. You see a notification waiting for you
3. YESSSS! Finally, someone noticed your lame pun/burrito picture/baby picture or political rant.
4. You click on the notification
5. NOOOOOOO!!!!! It's a stupid Candy Crash saga invite from your mother.
6. Now you're angry, unproductive and potentially violent.
Please, help stop this abomination which is costing America an infinity of dollars.