The construction of RSO advising office space in Hallowed Grounds is a threat to the quality of student life at the University of Chicago. Though we welcome improved advising services for student organizations at the University, Hallowed Grounds is not an ideal space for such services.
Where else will janitorial staff gamble on billiards? Where else will first-years go on awkward coffee dates? Surely Pitchfork's best new album won't be bumpin' when RSO advising is in progress.
We, the students [and friends] of the University of Chicago, petition the President of the United States of America [POTUS] to unilaterally stop the construction of offices in Hallowed Grounds.