Dear America,
Why must we live in a world full of such vile wickiness such as orange brutallity. We must stop the conflict between knives and oranges. We must put a end to it all.
We must legally recognize oranges as real people. They must have the same civil rights as peoples. Freedom and the pursuit of happiness. Every year, millions of oranges are consumed by humans. Why must we stoop to such low levels.
Oranges are people too.