There are many people who like to play video games. Recently, there have also been a rising number of distributed denial of service attacks against video game servers. A notable group of late calls themselves poodlecorp, and launches these DDoS attacks against the internet providers of companies who host these video game servers.
These attacks result in total disruption of service, sometimes not just the video games, but entire swathes of territory with slow and malfunctioning internet.
Please send the NSA to hunt down the perpetrators, and then share counteractions to relevant american parties that can take action on these things. A good example is if a DDoS client is using a twitter feed to obtain commands. A single email to twitter from the nsa with the name of the account solves it.