We, the collective users of Fark.com (hereafter "Farkers") request that this administration works with Drew Curtis, the founder of Fark.com as well as his teams of moderators and administrators (hereafter "Modmins") to cease the automatic approval of any link to a whitehouse.gov petition that discusses the secession from these United States of any of the current 50 states or any component parts thereof.
The continual drumbeat in favor of dissolving the union beaten by the Modmins and may conservative websites in the wake of the Election on November 6th 2012 is causing great distress to Farkers and arguably providing aid and comfort to those forces that oppose the legally elected President, Senate and House of Representatives that will be seated on January 20th of 2013.