So this is only part one of my series. I feel that the government spends to much time being selfish, bi-partisan assholes, and not enough time actually doing anything useful, so in this series I will attempt to give you some tips on things you can do to change that:
In this petition I would really love for you to start an American rugby league. Come on, football and baseball are old news, and lets face it, rugby is such a manly sport. We need to best the rest of the world. So let's start the ARL (American Rugby League).