The tyranny of teeth+cheek pain bringing conspiracies must come to an end. For years, American citizens have endured the heinous experience of having the inside of their cheek being bitten by their teeth. It is a basic human right to not have to go through this pain and trauma. We the people demand that Mr. Obama issue an executive order outlawing all acts of cheek-biting. Our dental organs must be brought to justice, the conspiracy must be uncovered, the hardship must end.
Sincerely,
The citizens of the United States of America