OMGTees.com is against the manufacturing of itchy, scratchy, heavy T shirts. Hereinafter referred to as cheap T-Shirts. Cheap T-Shirts are a menace and safety hazard to all Americans and should be banned.
Cheap shirts are a known cause of accidents and lost productivity. Cheap shirts cause chaffing, and itching which can distract the wearer and cause any number of issues.
Cheap shirts promote civil unrest do to Americans lack of being able to relax comfortably, causing the wearer to become easily agitated.
Our Constitution Says:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Pursue happiness, end itchy T shirts today!