We are held hostage by ugly and unholy spawn from a drunken orgy of greed, over-commercialization, and breath-taking incompetence. We the people of this country demand that this monopoly of monotony, this showcase of stupidity stop and never return. We demand that a broadcast company that enjoys and profits under the authority and regulation of the Federal Communications Commission, the Consumer Protection Agency, and other relevant agencies and authorities providing these commercial privileges afforded by the taxpayers of this country, simply provide us real-time, live, banal- and overhype-absent sports casting.



