Every year in the United States, an estimated 6 to 8 dozen lost, abandoned, or unwanted hapless idiots join PETA, and nearly half of these null-wits—many of them healthy, young, and adoptable—must be ignored and outcast, because there are too many losers walking the planet already.
This tragedy occurs because people don't correct, or at least spay and neuter their misguided children. These stupid children join organizations like PETA, fall in love, and breed more stupid children. It's an endless cycle of ignorant people and moronic causes.
It's a waste of humanity, and that is why I am calling on the Obama Administration to implement a program for the mandatory spaying and neutering of all PETA members.
Let's stop this horrible waste of flesh and bones in its tracks.