After serious research i have found that Ice cream cones are actually unicorn horns. This of course is very detrimental to unicorns and their community, as it causes a psychological and physical syndrome known as premature horsing.Did you know 4/5 unicorn suffer from premature horsing. I demand that you stop the production of ice cream cones as soon as possible. Waffle cones are fine though...
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