After hunting down and terminating two of the three Sarah Connors listed in the phonebook, Nick Nolte is overtaken by a multi-tentacled sex creature in a back alley somewhere in Hoboken. Sarah Palin is sent back to rescue Nolte, but suffers much the same fate at the hands of Wayne LaPierre, a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. Harry Reid, a virtually indestructible T-1000, must never be transported in time to assassinate John Connor. It is of the utmost importance to the Resistance, the ultimate defeat of Skynet, and to the future of humanity itself.



