We the people of the United states of America have declared we do not approve of the killing of unicorns. They make rainbows, kittens, the internet, money, and even newton's laws of motion (F=ma). Unicorns are our most valuable resource, without them, we are nothing, and you are letting ordinary people shoot them down and eat them with the only thing capable of doing so: toasters. So please, help the unicornist act today.
WE ARE A LUMP COOPERATION.
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