Mr. President, We the People humbly petition you to sign an Executive Order immediately requiring any member of Congress – past, present, and future – who introduces a bill in either the House of Representatives or the Senate that mandates an invasive procedure, i.e. trans-vaginal ultrasounds, in order to abort a pregnancy to be required to undergo three (3) rectal probes with an instrument no less than three inches in diameter; the first procedure to be administered immediately following the introduction of the legislation, the second one hour prior to voting on the bill, and the third one hour after voting on the bill.



