For every petition I've signed that has garnished enough signatures for a response, we only get a canned response that insults us by simply stating that, 'everything is going great the way things are. But thank you for letting us know, incorrectly, that there is an issue worth addressing. We haven't read your petition so our response is notably void of any articulate analysis. We will however spend a few seconds to scan your petition for key words and then respond with 2-3 paragraphs talking about things that relate to those key words. We have not paid enough attention to your petition to even notice if our comments relate to the perspective on the issue you are raising concern over. We certainly will not address your concerns'.
STOP INSULTING US; RESPOND WITH THOUGHTFUL ANALYSIS.