Starbucks has misspelled and/or mispronounced Caitlin's name on her afternoon venti coffee, after she courageously and gracefully described the proper spelling and pronunciation of her name in its full effect not to be mistaken. A careless Starbucks employee went ahead with a devious plan to besmirch her name in its proper spelling as proposed to her at infancy with a magic marker on her coffee cup. Upon receiving the inexcusable erroneous personalized cup,Caitlin was immediately put off, and her day was collapsed so much so she had to update her Facebook status to describe this injustice in full detail. Mr. President I deplore you to please stop this atrocity from ever occurring again by Forcing Starbucks employees to take a one hour class to learn the proper spelling of Caitlin's name.
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