We the People petition the duly elected government of these great United States of America to begin petitioning the petitioners of secession that their petitions are futile and humbly suggest that they petition something actually worth petitioning rather than having sour grapes over losing an election. Only a drama queen, or a teahadist goes to the lengths these fools do. The American people have spoken and re-elected the great president Barack Obama for another term. Tell them to quit being whiny cry-babies and respond with simply "lolz" to their petitions.
Tell them "Sorry you lost", but quit crying about it.