Fellow Americans, a dark cloud looms in the distance. It's purpose, to cause death and destruction, is sure and imminent. In June of 2014, Taco Bell plans to discontinue the Baja sauce. We, as Americans, must not let this plan come to fruition. Baja sauce is an essential nectar and the lifeblood of American culture. Without it, we are nothing more than mass of broken people, a dying breed. Taco Bell must be made to realize the weight of their decision, and made aware of the impending doom and hellfire that will rain down upon our great nation if they allow this atrocious act to pass. Think of the children...please. Stand by me and let's beat this! I believe in you all!
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