Recently, an evil company (which shall not be named at this time) took steps to steal the name of the last living Neanderthals life work- The Neanderthal (Cleve Blakemore) contains the last known and highly superior genetics of this nearly extinct race and wants only to bring the incline upon millions and save the CRPG world from its stagnation and eventual destruction.
Without Mr Blackmores contribution to the CRPG world we will be forced to mire in games such as "TES: Oblivion" and JRPG Anime where you are forced to fight Carrots and cute bunny rabbits and dress like a stripper with huge hair and eyes that are larger than your head.
In effort to save future generations from this decline, Mr Blackmore has bravely stepped forth. Now his Human rights are being violated.
We need Obamas help



