On September 15, 2013 the Houston Texans play their first home game of the season against the Tennessee Titans aka Oilers 1.0. Not only will Satan himself Bud Adams most likely attend this game and bring evil to our great city, but today the Texans have announced that formerly slightly well known music performer Vanilla Ice will be attacking our eardrums at halftime. Clearly we feel this violates our collective civil rights by being forced to pay to watch the game and then be tortured by this scheduled performance. We would assume that since you appreciate good music, you can stop this atrocity from actually happening. I do not know why the great people of Houston are being punished like this, but we beg you to stop this. We cry uncle. We tap out. We throw in the towel. Help us.
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