For a long time there has been an issue that has gone unnoticed and completely untouched by the mainstream media. And that's waifu abuse. It's an issue so compelling and rampant that it's more important than cancer research, foreign aid, and animal abuse. My supporters and I are calling on Congress to act and create a law banning the mistreatment of waifus nationwide. Papa Trump can save the waifus. We also want Hillary Clinton arrested for her crimes against this country. But we mostly want to stop waifu abuse.
P.S. Obama, if Loli is illegal in the US, can you unban it? Thanks niqqa.
P.P.S. Obama, please release Magneto from Guantanamo Bay. He's innocent.
P.P.P.S. Yo, Obama, sorry to ask you again, you should also give every hero in the anime world the Medal of Honor. Thanks niggy.