President Obama, please consider all the children who are being deported to concentration camps like the one I was in last year.
Please consider how my friend Jimmy almost died from chlorination and how I had to throw away all my clothes because of all the gas coming from the air vents.
Please consider how I had to beg for mercy from God much like the Africans have begged for mercy from God and had to stay up all night just to save myself and my friend while we even talked about the opium wars.
Please put an end to America's bad reputation.
Otherwise God will continue punishing and ravaging America's lands.
It has been warned already: earthquakes up to a scale of magnitude 9.8 starting from tomorrow.
It has been warned already: tsunamis following earthquakes.
It has been warned.