We all know that if Obama would just stop wasting his time he could fix so many problems.
There are already petitions asking Obama to take a moment and cure healthcare, discrimination, immigration, and many other problems.
But, there is not yet a petition asking Obama to just call God up on his magic fix-a-problem-o-matic 5000 and tell him to add a back button to our world.
Why is this? This is a serious problem in our world, and we all know that if our leaders just concentrate they can fix serious problems.
Solve this problem once in for all by signing this petition. This problem will get the form letter answer it deserves if you sign it now.
Plus, you'll feel better about yourself.
A win-win situation. Sign now!