Look at it like this.
You'd be creating jobs, and since you're already shitting on the little people you should feel like the 'normal' thing to do.
We, the bum scummers, could hold conversations with you while we do this. Maybe direct you in what you should do for the American people that wipe your asses.
This also does not have to be directed just at the President. Members of Congress are subject to this special treatment as well.
Help me help Congress and the President wipe their asses!