Storms in Oklahoma have destroyed trees and ruined a good nights rest for countless citizens - this is unacceptable.

We demand Congress and the Executive Branch act now to prevent future storms with whatever means they have. Should a storm sneak past and devastate again then our elected representatives shall serve Blue Bell ice cream sandwiches to their constituents. Additionally, their aides shall watch our pets and make sure they have food and water while we go to our places of employment.