We, the signers of this petition, demand that the Obama Administration strip all constitutional rights, force into exile, & redistribute to the general populace all personal & real property of & from those that sign any such petition that requests the federal government to strip any constitutional right(s) and send into exile any American citizen who, by exercising their God-given 1st Amendment rights of free speech and petition, signed any petition asking for the federal government and its representatives to allow his/her state to withdraw from the Union.
Because petitioner feels entitled to other people's property, and because he wants "his fair share", we also demand that the federal government pay in full all his student loans and his mortgage, and assess Pres. Obama the costs.