Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed the petition at the following URL proposing that you sign an executive order stripping signers of various state secessionist petitions of their citizenship and to be exiled be given a dose of their own medicine and have THIER citizenship stripped and they be forever exiled from these united States of America.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/strip-citizenship-everyone-who...