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subsidise plastic surgery and tantric massage for those who can’t fit their fists snugly into bussies or coochies

Created by H.S. on April 02, 2015

Millions of people are denied the comfort of being able to fit their fists snugly inside someone. If more people had this privilege, millions of jobs would be created by people being more psychologically at peace with themselves and their fists. They would feel more capable of fisting capitalism and bringing back a fistful of dinero to their households. This would be a huge leap for science and women’s/lgbt issues by allowing them to express their sexuality with a greater diversity of fists. This would also improve racial equality by equalising the sizes of fists across the world.

By subsidising plastic surgery and tantric massage to stretch the fist, everyone can have fists equally capable of fisting, and the universe will more in accordance with Buddha’s law. Pls consider this.

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