If you are like me, you are becoming bored with the antiquated used of a groundhog to determine the time remaining between the change of the seasons.
Each year, in early February, Groundhog Day passes under the radar of the United States' citizens barely noticed - we need change; we need to bring a new life to Groundhog Day. I propose that this change comes through the introduction of the fiercest animal on the planet - The Honey Badger.
It's a simple change - substitute the Honey Badger for the Groundhog and, of course, make the switch to "Honey Badger Day."
Please sign this petition so that we may take back this sacred day in an exciting and dangerous way!