Swear at Congress

With the increasingly low approval ratings and general disillusionment throughout the United States with Congress, it is the president's duty as the sole national representative elected by the entire nation to express this frustration to congress in a way that voting has proved incapable of: by swearing at both chambers. The president's general eloquence juxtaposed with such blatant vulgarity is the best way to remind Congress that even though we may not be able to vote them out, we can still let them know exactly how we feel through the power of representative democracy.