This is a cry for action; it must be sought now! The executive branch needs to supersede the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing's current administration, and listen to the grievances we Americans have gathered. This is a petition for action, for the stimulation of the economy(1), for the creation of jobs(2), to decrease crime rates(3), and to increase education spending all at once(4).
We would:
1) Increase sports revenue if NASCAR was more like Hotwheels where the cars looked super badass and were packed with nitroglycerin and drove through loops at 400mph and actually had right turns.
2) Drivers need to be "replaced" frequently.
3) In lieu of Death Row, we allow 10 convicts to race. The winner lives. Strong incentive to stop crimes.
4) Schoolchildren are needed as bookies.