Obesity is a major problem for many Americans, we the people, would like to follow the white houses and the presidents wonderful methods of fixing tragedies, and push for a BAN ON FORKS, KNIVES, AND SPOONS. If we make them illegal, nobody will get them, just like when we made marriuanna illegal, therefore nobody will get fat. We could then have everybody turn in the utensils, turn them in as scrap metal, and with the proceeds, create a charity for recovering food addicts, and call it "Rosie Odonell Care."
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