We are disturbed to learn that Russia recently lost control of its Foton-M4 research satellite and believe the US must prepare to take action against this rogue lizard sex satellite.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-...
In a few months time, anywhere on Earth could be hit with a capsule carrying, literally, lizards from outer space. And while most scientists agree that geckos born in orbit will not have super powers that will threaten humanity, no one is truly sure what will happen. That's why they ran this insane experiment. Humanity may be able to defeat a reptilian space invasion, but perhaps at great cost. We must eliminate this threat before it's too late.



