Alex has been making counterfeit Deserved Wins and seeks to redeem on account that the Raiders and Cal are poor teams this year. However, it is common knowledge that Deserved Wins must be earned, and Cal forfeited all deserved wins when the D-Line coach told players to fake injuries against Oregon in 2010. The Raiders forfeited all Deserved Wins when they drafted DHB and Jamarcus Russell. Having no real Deserved Wins, Alex seeking to redeem Deserved Wins proves his manufacturing of counterfeit Deserved Wins. Thus, I move to strike! I want all Deserved Wins taken away from Alex for the next two years plus a probationary period of 5 more years where Alex loses 3 Deserved Wins per year. Also, unrelated to this case, I petition that Cameron Bartok win Streak for Cash in November 2013.



