Studies have found that most if not all of the United States' inland lakes contain up to 100% dihydrogen monoxide.
Too much of this chemical causes our lakes to flood, destroying homes, injuring aquatic life, and creating an all around dangerous environment.
Studies have also found that if swallowed in excess, dihydrogen monoxide can be fatal.
Urge the government to implement new programs to diminish these dangerously high levels of dihydrogen monoxide.