That dogs are the most terrific, wonderful creatures in the world is a fact which I consider to be self-evident and completely indisputable. Because of this, I think it would be wise for the federal government to do away with obviously less valuable investments such as public education, roadways, libraries, transit, social security, and healthcare.
Instead, I propose all federal United States tax dollars be spent on making the country a better place for dogs to live. If we take the money that is being spent on useless things such as scientific research and the national debt, the government could devote much more money to the production of dog food, squeaky toys, shelters, etc.
We can either allow things to continue as they are now, or fight to make a change. The answer seems clear to me.