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Talk to the great George W. Bush and convince his excellency to adopt the young 16 year old Jared Atkinson as his own.

Created by J.A. on November 14, 2012

Ever since I was a kid, I Jared Atkinson, have always looked up to George Bush and always wanted to be like him. I have always been told I look like him and sound like him. I was also born in Texas and I also have extremely abnormally large ears. So why not have Bush just adopt me and make it official?

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