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Teach the people wanting to secede simple math so that they understand 1 out of 100 is not a majority, even in Texas

Created by M.W. on November 14, 2012

Tis obvious we have reached a time in this country that simple fractions are above the common mans grasp. Being the greatest nation on earth we cannot stand for this. Immediately we propose a team of skilled mathematicians go forth and teach the unhappy masses simple skills so they can control their outrage over an election they didn't agree with. Since such people obviously love democracy like any proper American, demonstrated by the many petitions on this site, the teaching of fractions should help them understand that they are not a majority, cannot secede and do not have the support of their fellow Americans, so they might as well use that anger to do something, like create jobs.

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