Tear down the slave built whitehouse because it offends us as a symbol of racism and slavery

It has recently come to the attention of we your loyal social justice warriors that the whitehouse was built by slaves and staffed by slaves. So therefore the whitehouse is a symbol of 90 years of slavery, 150 years of racism, and should be torn down and replaced with a park dedicated to social justice and the victory of the LGBT community to be married in the church of their choosing in any state they choose. We propose that at the center of this park which would be good for the environment a 100 foot tall flagpole be placed and a large rainbow flag be flown large enough to be seen all through Washington D.C. as a symbol that we will not tolerate symbols of oppression of the black community and LGBT community which we feel is very important.