Tell both candidates they are terrible choices for the American people please

It would be nice if we could get the federal government to speak for the majority of voters in this years election and just say "yo you guys need to like step down. Neither of you are close to 10/10 and it'd be nice if you guys could totally step down. Donald we know you have like small hands and Hillary we know you're loaded but if we could actually get some cool cats in the white house this election cycle that would be just ooo hit the spot. If I (the federal government) could suggest a replacement for the two of you um Bernie was looking good earlier for the democratic party and anyone other than Donald or the Zodiac Killer would be cool for the Republicans." Y'know something like that. The American people are desperate and are wishing that things were different this election cycle