I have been dating my girlfriend for about a year. We have become very close but she still does not want to take things to the next level. I don't mind that she doesn't feel comfortable with...sexual intercourse but however as a man and also due to my dedication and loyalty to her. I feel that I do deserve some form of physical gratitude in the form of two perfectly sized breasts.
I think it is a serious global issue that men, being the most dedicated and loyal partner should be given the right to access one of the three women's crown jewels (more than three depends on how technical you are). This also seems to be a more recent problem with the rise of Women's Rights (which I think are great).
I feel not only I but ALL men (including you Obama and the rest of the senate) DESERVE this.