WHEREAS many of our representatives have countermanded or decried any policy or statement from the Obama administration,
WHEREAS media outliets with an extreme right political bent such as Fox News have pretty well contradicted anything from president Barack Hussein Obama,
WHEREAS we think that these people would talk of the benefits of doing so on these grounds,
WHEREAS we wish to be entertained,
and
WHEREAS we are sick and tired of the stupidity and wish to make fools of such people
THEREFORE, for the purposes as above, we petition Barack Hussein Obama to tell people that they should never, ever eat yellow snow.