Saudi Arabia, a partner of the United States and recipient of American taxpayer dollars, has beheaded more than 160 people in the last two years, in some cases for practicing "sorcery." We, the undersigned citizens of the world, believe it is time for Saudi Arabia to accept the practice of witchcraft and allow its people to perform magic (and play Dungeons & Dragons) without fear of arrest, persecution, or beheading. In addition, we believe it is time for Saudi Arabia to allow women to drive, vote, and wear skirts if they prefer not to wear veils, especially in the summer. Power to the people, President Obama, not to religious fanatics and dictators in Saudi Arabia.



