Tell secessionist to shut their pie holes and love it or leave it!

Whereas, the United States of America is the greatest nation in the world; and
Whereas, secession from the union is as un-American as communism; and
Whereas, there are plenty of other nations with limited government that don’t provide roads, schools, drinking water, access to health care, business incentives, or provide for the safety of their citizens; and
Whereas, there are plenty of other nations with limited governments where people don’t have to live with the results of a free and democratic election; and
Whereas, a person who wants to secede can easily leave the country; and
Whereas, no one wants to hear a secessionist cry and whine in the first place; therefore be it
Resolved, that people signing secessionist petitions can shut their pie holes and love it or leave it!