The corporation known as Taco Bell once gave the people of the world the holy gift of the Beefy Crunch Burrito. It was designed and crafted by the Gods to give pleasure to the taste buds of us mere humans. It had combined the trademark Taco Bell taste along with the glorious crunchy virtues of Fritos. But for some ungodly reason, the treacherous corporate swines at the head of Taco Bell took this gift away from us. I ask from the bottom of my hungry tummy, please bring this back (along with the taquitos they took from us, and tell them to stop being so stingy with the baja blast.) Do this not only for my tummy, but for us hard working americans. BasedGod bless.
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