We are disgusted by Uganda's backwards, human rights betraying anti-gay law that passed recently. Knowing that it is not appropriate for the President to swear in front of children on television (even HBO), we ask that Barack Obama calls Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni a "ding-dong-boob-poopy" over and over and then sincerely for five to ten minutes, tries to convince him to commit suicide. We'd then like Obama to sternly request that everyone involved with passage of that law puts "their ding-dongs into their own hoo-hoos for up to forty-five minutes."
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