Terminate the twitter account of the user known as Tabarius (@TvvitterGod) banish him from the internet.

This twitter user known as Tabarius is a terrible person. He exposes nude pictures of women, makes very egregious and distasteful jokes about sensitive topics such as cyberbullying and school shootings. His twitter account should be terminated immediately before he does even more harm. You must also banish him from the internet to keep him from inflicting more damage. This petition is the only legal thing I can do. I wish that instead of asking Obama to do this, I could see him tortured. But it doesn't matter. It's only a matter of time before the Great Leviathan comes up and devours him. The great sea serpent will consume his evil soul for energy and Tabarius will spend the rest of eternity in limbo.