Through whatever means necessary, force George Dunham and Gordon Keith to make Randy Cody a recurring character on KTCK.

Using any means necessary, including the use of Special Operations Forces, make George Dunham and Gordon Keith perform 8:40 bits as contractor Randy Cody NO LESS THAN biweekly. This is critical to the mental health of men, aged 25 to 54 in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, and would possibly lower the crime rate through the greatest crime fighting tool of all: Laughter.